Wow, look at these all these enticing birds.
Probably really makes you want to hire me.
No two birds I paint are alike.
When I paint your bird, it’s going to based on you, from “what hat would they look good in?” to “do they have any light left behind their eyes?”
(Click on a bird to see it in it’s larger, full bird glory)
Heron After Semester Abroad
Jess studied for one semester in France and now she wears this beret all the time but its like… it does have a certain je ne sais quoi, no?
Baltimore Bird
It’s a lot of work being the mascot for a baseball team. You would reach for a cig, too!
Road Runner, Speed Walker
Sometimes the best thing after a healthy walk around the neighborhood is a cig.
Motorcycle Finch
This guy you know wears a bandana to the bar. You kind of want to make fun of it but then it’s like… you know what? It does look kind of cool.
Hipster Robin
You just know this cig is an American Spirit
Smoking Quail
He claims that he rolls his own cigs, but he just happens to always have Parliaments on hand.
Cool Jay
He goes by “Jay.” Years later, you realize his name is actually Joseph.
Parakeet On Vacation
So many people “only smoke on vacation.” But living in a coastal town? Brenda figures she’s kinda always on vacation, so she’s smoking.
Chunky Robin
All birds look good in hats but this dude is kinda wearing hats in a way that’s like… what are you hiding? We’re at dinner, man.
Little Punk Ass Blue Jay
This motherfucker still owes me $20
Party Bird #1
Birthday parties in your 30s are always a whole thing.
Party Bird #2
The whole table ordered martinis, so Sam did too just to be easy or whatever. But he didn’t know it would be gross.
Party Bird #3
Maggie felt herself doing that thing again. She wasn’t listening to her friends, just waiting for her turn to talk. Between sips, she made a mental note to talk to her therapist about it on Monday.
Party Bird #4
The only thing better than ordering the fruity, silly cocktail is finding out that it comes with a little umbrella.
Tucan On Caffeine
Caffeine isn’t a drug but then you have too much of it and it’s like OH YEAH, IT IS.
Humming Bottle
Look this bird was PRESCRIBED this medication, so don’t get mad at me. I’m not insinuating anything, you are.