Wow, look at these all these enticing birds.
Probably really makes you want to hire me.
No two birds I paint are alike.
When I paint your bird, it’s going to based on you, from “what hat would they look good in?” to “do they have any light left behind their eyes?”
Road Runner, Speed Walker
Sometimes the best thing after a healthy walk around the neighborhood is a cig.
Motorcycle Finch
This guy you know wears a bandana to the bar. You kind of want to make fun of it but then it’s like… you know what? It does look kind of cool.
Hipster Robin
You just know this cig is an American Spirit
Smoking Quail
He claims that he always hand rolls his own cigs, but he just happened to have these Parliaments on hand.
Cool Jay
He goes by “Jay.” Years later, you realize his name is actually Joseph.
Parakeet On Vacation
So many people “only smoke on vacation” but living in a coastal town, Brenda figures you’re kinda always on vacation.
Chunky Robin
All birds look good in hats but this dude is kinda wearing hats in a way that’s like… what are you hiding? We’re at dinner, man.
Little Punk Ass Blue Jay
This motherfucker still owes me $20
Party Bird #1
Birthday parties in your 30s are always a whole thing.
Party Bird #2
The whole table ordered martinis, so Sam did too just to be easy or whatever. But he didn’t know it would be gross.
Tucan On Caffeine
Caffeine isn’t a drug but then you have too much of it and it’s like OH YEAH, IT IS.
Humming Bottle
Look this bird was PRESCRIBED this medication, so don’t get mad at me. I’m not insinuating anything, you are.