Wow, look at these all these enticing birds.
Probably really makes you want to hire me.
No two birds I paint are alike.
When I paint your bird, it’s going to based on you, from “what hat would they look good in?” to “do they have any light left behind their eyes?”
(Click on a bird to see it in it’s full bird glory!)
Humming Beret
She’d mulled over the purchase for months. Let it sit in her closet for weeks. But now, walking around the city she loved, Nina knew she was right: she could pull off a beret.
Pack A Day
Tony knew he should cut back. Knew every little, irresistible stick was bad for him. But damn… did they take the edge off. Cutting back could be next week’s problem. It was always next week’s problem.
Starling At The Lakefront
An iced matcha at the lakefront?
Oh, that’s doing summer right.
Robin-Chat On Vacation
The green glasses threw everything into a pleasing haze… or maybe that was the beer?
Road Runner, Speed Walker
Sometimes the best thing after a healthy walk around the neighborhood is a cig.
Motorcycle Finch
This guy you know wears a bandana to the bar. You kind of want to make fun of it but then it’s like… you know what? It does look kind of cool.
Owl See You Later
Why did everyone thing Frank was a night owl? Like yes he was in a technical sense nocturnal, but that didn’t mean he wanted to go to a third bar.
Woodstock Woodpecker
Hey pal, is that one of them jazz cigarettes?
Cool Jay
He goes by “Jay.” Years later, you realize his name is actually Joseph.
Parakeet On Vacation
So many people “only smoke on vacation.” But living in a coastal town? Brenda figures she’s kinda always on vacation, so she’s smoking.
Drinking Duck
Doug never knew what to order in a bar like this. He always got whatever micro-brew was on tap… but secretly coveted the Miller High Life bottles, calling to him like a siren from the fridge behind the bar.
Jaunty Chickadee
One thing Jacob loved about the south: plenty of events where a man could day drink and wear a fancy little hat.
Heron After Semester Abroad
Jess studied for one semester in France and now she wears this beret all the time but its like… it does have a certain je ne sais quoi, no?
Baltimore Bird
It’s a lot of work being the mascot for a baseball team. You would reach for a cig, too!
Party Bird #1
Birthday parties in your 30s are always a whole thing.
Party Bird #2
The whole table ordered martinis, so Sam did too just to be easy or whatever. But he didn’t know it would be gross.
Party Bird #3
Maggie felt herself doing that thing again. She wasn’t listening to her friends, just waiting for her turn to talk. Between sips, she made a mental note to talk to her therapist about it on Monday.
Party Bird #4
The only thing better than ordering the fruity, silly cocktail is finding out that it comes with a little umbrella.
Hipster Robin
You just know this cig is an American Spirit
Smoking Quail
He claims that he rolls his own cigs, but he just happens to always have Parliaments on hand.
Tucan On Caffeine
Caffeine isn’t a drug but then you have too much of it and it’s like OH YEAH, IT IS.
Little Punk Ass Blue Jay
This motherfucker still owes me $20
Chunky Robin
All birds look good in hats but this dude is kinda wearing hats in a way that’s like… what are you hiding? We’re at dinner, man.
Humming Bottle
Look this bird was PRESCRIBED this medication, so don’t get mad at me. I’m not insinuating anything, you are.