Here’s how you get a bird painting of your own

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Step 1: Email me

I know you’re just dying to start the process to get your very own bird painting. And who could blame you?

To begin, email me at giveinterviewgetbird@gmail.com from your work email

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Step 2: I send my portfolio

As much as we both know you’d love to give me this interview based on how fun my birds are, I will send you my portfolio.

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Step 3: Schedule interview

Let’s link up so you can see what I’m all about while I see what bird you most resemble on like a spiritual level and also what hat might look good on said bird.

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Step 4 : Get your bird, baby!

Post-interview, I’ll start painting.
It’s totally fine if you do not hire me.
That will not impact your painting.