It’s simple:
If you give me an interview for a Creative Director, Creative Lead, Copy ACD, Brand Voice Lead or similar position,
I will paint you a bird smoking a cigarette*

*Or drinking a martini,
sipping a matcha, etc.
I have range, you know.

A colorful drawing of a bird with a long beak, dark spiky hair, and a green cap, set against a pink background with circular patterns.

Looking for a decent advertising job in advertising in the current job market? Oh, it really sucks.

Finding a decent candidate? You know what, that also probably sucks.

Right now, you might be searching for someone who.…

  • checks all your job listing’s 36 boxes

  • is better at using AI than they are at writing

  • worked at a big name agency so you can say you hired someone from a big name agency

  • has extensive experience in your niche industry instead of a fresh perspective

  • is the flop nephew of your CEO or lead client, thus earning some sweet, sweet nepo points

Well, you didn’t find that. You found paintings of birds ripping cigs. Well done.

A painted illustration of a bird with a human body wearing a shirt, holding a cigarette and a microphone, and with a hat and a cigarette in its beak.

Get a look

New birds—mostly smoking cigs, always in HATS—are hitting the site all the time. What a thrilling time to be alive!

PLEASE SHOW ME THE BIRDS
Paper cutout of a bird with the words "This could be (bird) you" written on it, placed on a colorful background with pink, yellow, and orange circles.

Get your bird

You think these beautiful, rebellious birds are for free? NICE TRY. But luckily, there is a way to score one for $0.00

PLEASE PAINT ME ONE
A cover with purple, pink, and red watercolor flower petals background and the text 'FAQ' in large white letters.

Get your Q’s A’ed

Why am I doing this? Why birds? Can I paint your bird without a hat? All your burning bird questions, finally answered.

PLEASE GIVE ME CLARITY