It’s simple:
If you give me an interview for a Copy CD, ACD, Brand Voice Lead or similar position, I will paint you as a bird smoking a cigarette*
*Or drinking a martini,
smoking a pipe, etc.
I have range, you know.
Looking for a decent advertising job in advertising in the current job market? Oh, it really sucks.
Finding a decent candidate? You know what, that also probably sucks. It’s bad out there.
Right now your company might be searching for someone who.…
checks all your job listing’s 36 boxes
is better at using AI than they are at writing
worked at a big name agency so you can say you hired someone from a big name agency who got to work on big name projects because they were at a big name agency
has extensive experience in your niche industry instead of a fresh perspective
is the flop nephew of your CEO or lead client for some sweet, sweet nepo points
Well, you didn’t find that. You found paintings of birds ripping cigs. Well done.
Get your bird
Oh you think these beautiful, rebellious birds are for free? YEAH NICE TRY. But luckily, there is a way for you to score one of your own for $0.00
Get a look
New birds—mostly smoking cigs, sometimes doing other stuff, always in HATS—are hitting the site all the time. What a thrilling time to be alive!
Get your Q’s A’ed
Why am I doing this? Why birds? Can I paint your bird without a hat? All your burning bird painting questions, finally answered.